I am providing the following as a public service. You can thank me in advance or afterward or not at all.
This is my second favorite essay ever written about Star Wars, entitled, “Most Citizens of the Star Wars Galaxy Are Probably Totally Illiterate”.
And THIS is my most favorite, called “Death Star? No Thank You“. It is so full of greatness, that I try to read it once a month in the hope that some of it will rub off on me. I hope you find it equally thrilling. If not, read the comments. Glorious.
Both or either or neither may prove helpful or unhelpful in preparing your mind for the evening’s political rhetoric.