Any Guesses?

So, what’s this about?

President Donald Laackman strongly encourages full-time faculty attendance at a 30 minute meeting on Tuesday, January 8, 12:15 – 12:45 PM, room 1115. He has important good news he would like to share with you. Those faculty working registration are released from registration responsibilities for the half-hour.

New space? The green roof? New logo? Visit from the President? Visit from the Chancellor? A reinvention of Reinvention? A new rule for meetings: 40 donuts and coffee for every pot?

Predictions, guesses, inside information, and wild speculation all welcome. Lies, too.