Seriously. Check it out. (Scroll down the linked page to find some interesting Shakespeare resources.)
It’s even in the news, so it must be true.
I believe I will be making use of the Shakespearean Insult Generator, which is my new favorite thing ever.
The Harold Lounge 
Per the link, here’s the insult I got:
“You yourself, sir, shall grow old as I am if like a crab you could go backward.”
So I decided to consult a lyrical artist to make sense of it all. Here’s the Snoop Dog translation of the Shakespearean insult:
“You yoursizzle sizzle shizzle grow old as I am if lizzle a crizzle you could go bizzle ”
Click on the Realist name for the link.
Later, I mean, Lizzle…